Authentic, Certified & Numbered
 
Real Bosnian Sniper
Bullets Fired
at
Hillary Clinton, Just Like She Said!

Act Now and Own a Piece of Clinton History

"We landed in one of those corkscrew landings” ..Hillary

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AUTHENTIC BOSNIAN
SNIPER
BULLET

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The Chance to Hold
Clinton History in Your Hand

  • The World Witnessed it!
  • History recorded it!
  • Hillary told it!

    "I remember landing under sniper fire....we just ran with our heads down...Now that is what happened." ...Hillary
     

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You Get a Bosnian Sniper's Bullet & A Certificate of Authenticity    

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Own a Piece of History as Rewritten and Told by Hillary Clinton

Sniper's bullets have for centuries changed the course of history and shaped the world we live in today.  Can you imagine the history you could hold if you had the bullet that slowed President Lincoln's assault on state's rights.  Or the bullet fired by the infamous REAL Bosnian sniper, Gavrilo Princip, killing Archduke Ferdinand, marking the start of World War.  How about the bullet intended for President Reagan, instead striking James Brady; resulting in a plethora of gun bans and restrictive laws; preventing citizens from defending themselves; and the subsequent mass-killings of hundreds of defenseless Americans throughout scores of shopping malls, restaurants, public transports, city streets, and schools across America.  Remember the D.C. Sniper?  What historic value those bullets held, fired by a disgruntled black Islamic-Fascist registered Democrat using a "dangerous assault weapon" in single-shot mode. What if you could own the ATF's sniper bullets that killed Randy Weaver's innocent unarmed wife, baby and dog at Ruby Ridge, or the thousands of FBI sniper bullets used to kill scores of children at the Waco Compound, resulting in the tragic Oklahoma City bombing.  Imagine the history and value of these artifacts.  What if you could own them?  What would it feel like to hold the history? 

Now you can own one of the actual bullets fired at Hillary Clinton by Bosnian Snipers in 1996.  From the harrowing tale of bravery lived by First Lady Hillary and daughter Chelsea, comes a rare historical artifact, an actual Bosnian Sniper's bullet, that very well could changed the course of history forever. 
The world witnessed it.  History recorded it.  Hillary told it!

"I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.  "There was no greeting ceremony and we were basically told to run to our cars. Now that is what happened."
                                                                                                                       Hillary Rodham Clinton

After thousands of painstaking hours of investigation, exploration and tense negotiations with nefarious clandestine snipers and secret contacts within the Bosnian government, we finally acquired 418,387 bullets actually fired at Hillary Clinton at the Tuzla Airfield in Bosnia, 1996.  These bullets we're only recently smuggled into the U.S. and are now available to the general public.  These bullets are not just a part of history, they are history, and now you can own one of these rare and precious artifacts.

What We're Offering
We're offering these bullets, while they last, with a unique Certificate of Authenticity (shown below) suitable for framing and proud display on your mantel, desktop, wall, or as a fine addition to your existing collection of American history.  They make great gifts also. 

What You Get
Your order comes with an actual Bosnian Sniper bullet fired at Hillary Clinton, a Certificate of Authenticity bearing both your name and a unique bullet number, and certified as authentic by the renowned explorer and artifact authenticator, Sir Edmund Hillary.

Act now, because when these highly prized artifacts are gone they'll be no more, until Hillary rewrites history. 

Read what other's say about this once in a lifetime find

"Next to my prized specimen of Area 51 alien semen, this is the crown of my collection"
...Asst Director, NASA Center for Alien Research

"All I can say is wow! My second chance to hold Clinton history in my hand"
...Monica Lewinski, Former White House Intern

"I won't ever let this bullet get away; actual Clinton history in my hand, not just my head."
...Vince Foster, Former White House Legal Council

"We thought Chelsea's 9/11 running shoes were a trophy find, but this bullet it certified history, with real film footage to boot!"
...Director of the Smithsonian
Fabrication Center

"If only I had that first router from when I invented the Internet!  And then I lost all my global warming artifacts.  No more regrets since I added this real piece of history to my archives"
... Al Gore

Order Instructions
  • Email with name & address
  • Note Desired Order Quantity & Names Desired on Certificates
  • Receive Invoice from us via Email with total charge (Bullet, Certificate & Shipping of $4.60)
  • Pay with Check, Certified Funds, or Credit Card
  • Wait 1 to 2 Weeks for USPS Delivery

Disclaimer 1 - Although this bullet and certificate are in fact for sale, the certificate bears no truth in statement, fact or origin, the bullet is in fact new and inert, and both are for entertainment purposes only.  Neither the incident related by Hillary Clinton nor the content of this page contain any elements of truth.  There is nothing authentic about this bullet.  This is all a joke, but for sale nevertheless.